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[justimprobable]

Clara Oswald here! You've just missed me, so please leave a message at the sound of the beep.

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[justimprobable]

Hopefully he'll give you the PG version.

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Clara, I'm 18.

[justimprobable]

And I'm almost thirty. Literally no one is old enough for the New Years planet, Max.

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Now I've really gotta know.

[justimprobable]

I'm sure he'll tell you all about it. He loves embarrassing me, any chance he gets.

[A little pause.]

... No wonder Danny thought he was my dad.

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Who's Danny?

[justimprobable]

Boyfriend. Passed away last year.

[It's clipped and rushed, avoiding any sad lingering.]

But he once mistook the Doctor for my dad. "Space dad", were his exact words. I still haven't stopped laughing about it, but the Doctor was horrified. He was under the impression he looked the same age as me.

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... I'm sorry.

[Awkward.]

The Doctor does strike me as a total "Space Dad". [He's even done it in Max's direction, a few times.]

[justimprobable]

Well, he was an actual dad, so he's had the practice. He knows all about telling cheesy jokes and embarrassing you on dates.

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[Was a dad. Was. Poor Doctor.]

I believe it. Maybe I should just not tell him if I ever go out on a date with someone.

[Not that Max can see herself dating right now.]